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(no subject) [Mar. 14th, 2006|09:57 am]
Series one of MAid Marian and her MErry Men out on 27th of this month! Whoaaaa!

PS. I'm not dead...
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hic [Feb. 8th, 2006|01:06 am]
Name ideas for my band...

We put on a great little performance last night. We were drumless but still sounded pretty good. The audience loved us and I'm now very much looking forward to our future performances.

The G string on my bass is getting increasingly manky. A Mould is starting to appear. I am breeding the mould and calling it Albert just annoy my guitarist.
Anyway, after our successful performance, we now need to come up with a cool band name.
Here are the name idea I have had so far. Some are better than others, yes.





To you, to me

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(no subject) [Feb. 4th, 2006|12:00 pm]
I'm sorry to say that Tarquin the triop passed away in the night.

A poem for him:
Tarquin, Tarquin in your tank
Swimming in the water that you drank
Over one week your short life lasted
and now you're dead - unlucky bastard
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(no subject) [Oct. 21st, 2005|10:48 am]
Whoa! The Aquabats play at the ferryboat tomorrow night!

A band that famous in the ska world should be at a bigger venue though.
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(no subject) [May. 24th, 2005|01:35 pm]
Two Star Wars fans are critically injured in Hospital after making light sabres using floresent tubing filled with petrol. What a pair of wazzocks.

As for the BBQ today... smeg that, it's freezing out there.
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2005|11:27 pm]
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]

A BT engineer is coming here on friday morning to get my broadband working finally.

I'm going to a BBQ down the lake tomorrow so I hope the weather with be clement.

I keep getting annoying calls from telesales people so I worked out the best thing to say to them...

Them: Hello sir. I'm calling from Anglia windows. We currently have a special offer for you on double glazing.
You: Thats great! I'm really interested but I'm kind of busy right now. Give me your home phone number and I'll give you a call at about 11.30 tonight.

Reminds me of the Joe Pasquale joke...
Ring up the local library, the lady says "Can I help you?"
"No thanks, just browsing," you reply then hang up.
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2005|02:15 pm]
I just can't seem to shake off this cold. I couldn't go out last night because of it, I'm meant to go to my bro's BBQ today, but I don't want to go all sneezy and sniffly, and tomorrow afternoon I want to go down the pub to watch Norwich beat Fulham 8-1. If I'm not better by monday's exam this bug will be taking the piss a bit.
I remember when I did one of my GCSE exams a few years back ... A guy sitting nearby did a violent sneeze, which caused a nosebleed, and he had to leave.
I do feel slightly better than yesterday anyway. My energy is returrning as is the colour in my cheeks.

Also I have a confession to make ... I cried three times the other day while watching the 1994 version of Black Beauty. The sad soundtrack along with the story makes it a real tearjerker.
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2005|12:03 pm]
[mood |sleepysleepy]

I no longer have a sore throat ... now it's a stuffy nose and slight headache that I'm suffering with, so i must pop in the chemists today and get some stuff for that.

This morning has been crazy. I was woken at 7.00am by a weird scratchy sound from inside the chimney which is just through the wall behind my head when I'm in bed. The sound was of a bird stuck in there. I thought fuck that shit and went back to sleep. I was too tired to care because I had sat up in bed reading The Last Human by Doug Naylor until 2.30am and then it took me a while to doze off.
Rewoke at 9.15 or something by my mum. I could still hear the stratching sound of the bird in the chimney, and so could she. My mum said we'll get it out later today if it hasn't gone by then. My mum went to work and I got impatient and moved my bed and pulled the wallpaper off and loosened the air vent, opened my window AFAP, then i pulled it away and quickly jumped into bed so that the bird wouldn't attack me or something. Nothing happened. I peeked through a gap from under my duvet and watched the open air vent. A few seconds later the bird's head peeped out...

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I thought a photo would be nice :P You can see I had to rip lots of wallpaper away to open the blocked off airvent. That bit of wall is hidden by the head of my bed so no problem there.

The bird just stared at me for about 5 seconds, I freaked out and made a stupid noise to try and scare it. It scared it all right ... it started flying round my room, flapping it's wings like the tits of an epileptic Page Three girl. I thought it would fly around the room once or twice then fly out of my window, which I had opened widely especially. I hid in my bed for about 3 minutes while the bird flew around my room, flapping against my posters and knocking my paper work off my desk and on to the floor. I suddenly got the courage to do a runner. I looked for my cat ... couldn't find him. Thought about making the dog go after the bird but my dog usually just gets excited then pisses.
No sign of the bird now. Must have finally noticed that the window was open for it.
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2005|10:45 am]
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]

You're Dave Lister.

King of the slobs, and master of insubordination,
you try to make the best of your life even
though you're the last living human. If only
people would see things your way once in a
while... they'd probably be in pieces by now ;)

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