||[May. 23rd, 2005|11:27 pm]
A BT engineer is coming here on friday morning to get my broadband working finally.
I'm going to a BBQ down the lake tomorrow so I hope the weather with be clement.
I keep getting annoying calls from telesales people so I worked out the best thing to say to them...
Them: Hello sir. I'm calling from Anglia windows. We currently have a special offer for you on double glazing.
You: Thats great! I'm really interested but I'm kind of busy right now. Give me your home phone number and I'll give you a call at about 11.30 tonight.
Reminds me of the Joe Pasquale joke...
Ring up the local library, the lady says "Can I help you?"
"No thanks, just browsing," you reply then hang up.